Apparently, dreams are meant to help us work out real-life problems.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hands down the coolest dream I\u2019ve ever had was when I was sentenced to death for a crime my dream boyfriend committed. I was led up a very large helix-shaped staircase into a very small plain room. Leonardo da Vinci was waiting in the room for me almost as a last rites type of thing if you removed all religion and it was purely academic. Best conversation ever. He was basically a much smarter Albus Dumbledore. Turns out the way I was to be executed was having to jump off a very, very high diving board.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This morning I was surprised to wake up from a rather vivid dream about zombies. I think I was in the zombie apocalypse. They bit one of my brothers. They bit my mom\u2019s dog. They bit my dog on the paw. It was intense. THEY BIT MY DOG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m not sure what kind of real-life problems I have, but I\u2019m convinced they are very serious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 The fug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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