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Dream Issues

Apparently, dreams are meant to help us work out real-life problems. Hands down the coolest dream I’ve ever had was when I was sentenced to death for a crime my dream boyfriend committed. I was led up a very large helix-shaped staircase into a very small plain room. Leonardo da Vinci was waiting in the…Read more

Snow++

Dear Santa, I know I’m not always good but I try. I’m estimating I’m bad maybe 14 days out of a year. So I’m like 96% good, which is totally an A. Can I please have snow for Christmas? P.S. I’ll bake you cookies and leave you real milk instead of almond milk. — The…Read more

Man Skills

I’m on vacation in North Dakota at my parents, it’s beautiful and snowing. I’m sitting on the couch reading a book The Unicorn Project. I’m 10 pages in and my mom comes into the room and says, “What are you reading?”. I start explaining what I know thus far. A woman is taking the fall…Read more

Cruel Algorithm

Lol. When you’re having a particularly bad day and it just straight up seems like the universe is not only not on your side but is out to make you absolutely certain it is deliberately targeting your life. Then it takes a really low blow. I didn’t believe algorithms could be cruel until today. I…Read more

Processing

Interesting conversation with a friend, he explained to me how he asked another person a question, and the response he was given was a little less than immediately relevant. It’s not the first time he has brought up the unique way the person is communicating with him. So, I asked him, “Are you having communication…Read more